Stranger's Dog.htm
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by Nicholas, barumpus
A man walked up to a woman who was sitting on a park bench with a dog next to her. The man asked the woman, "does your dog bite?" The woman answered, "no". The man started to pet the dog, but the dog bit him. The man exclaimed, "Ouch! I thought you said that your dog doesn't bite!" The woman answered, "My dog doesn't bite. That's not my dog".

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