If You Don't Speak Good English....htm
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by jameshlee
An Asian man has been living in the USA for only a year. His English is still very choppy, but he can say phrases correctly. One day, his wife had a very severe fever. He was panicking, so he called 9-1-1. Then, as soon as the operator answered him, he panicked again. Not knowing what to say, he simply said, "...My wife is hot!" The operator stared at the phone...thinking of a response..."Good for you." And he hung up.

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